Someone tell me what friendship even means these days? I have so many things to say about this subject I don’t know where to start.. well let me start by saying two things. - I am a good human being, but I am a human being never the less. - Humans make mistakes, and you need to let them do so. I don’t understand people these days who walk out of your life because you behaved in a...
Oh let me get my hands on your mammary glands.
Write one leaf about cleaning up.
It takes guts, to spill them. To peel off your skin and reveal your worst for everyone to see. Most people walk away disgusted, happily forgetting that they too once disgorged their own festering secrets. The people that matter? They’ll help you clean up the mess, and watch on with love as you try and fit everything back inside. They won’t edge away, they won’t forget,...
Most people don’t like tattoos. They say stupid things like ‘Won’t you regret that in 20 years?’ I’d regret a wife and kids more. Tattoos are permanent. - Henry Rollins
So give me soft, soft static with a human voice...
This feeling is lead in your chest, weighing you down. This feeling is the blank space in the air where the mindless chatter usually hangs. This feeling is me, curled up in a ball in the middle of a minefield. Silent Still Waiting for the bombs to go off.
And my head told my heart “Let love grow” But my heart told my head “This time no This time no”
I was a heavy heart to carry My beloved was weighed down My arms around his neck My fingers laced to crown. I was a heavy heart to carry My feet dragged across ground And he took me to the river Where he slowly let me drown Florence And The Machine - Heavy In Your Arms Just watched this lady live at Glastonbury on BBC3. I could watch her everyday, she’s an idol of mine. Watching...
Alex Sears 25 June at 19:08 Totally saw you falling around last night outside the garage near Morrisons! I would have shouted some abuse at you but I was in the car coming back from a show :) Looked like you had a good night haha x So not looking forward the sentence “Tristan McDonald has tagged you in a photo”.
So I came home this morning from a pretty heavy and hilarious night, only to find Albie was missing. Looked around my house for 20 minutes so confused as to where the hell he was, and I then found him trying to jump out my brother’s bedroom window. He is the most mischievous little bugger, although right now he’s asleep on my leg and just looks darling. Wouldn’t believe he was a...
Good morning! Last night I threw caution to the wind and put myself out there to get hurt for the first time since my break up, and it was wonderful. Super smiley today, lets hope it stays that way! Ps. Just lost a follower for being happy, what even is this?! Oh you miserable little tumbleton. Go look at vintage looking photos of teapots and curly haired girls in woods, I’m sure...
Up since half two in the morning
is my punishment for drinking a bottle of Sailor J’s. Not all to myself mind you, 12 hours before hand Tristan cycled to mine and we had a little Albie time before heading out to my favourite field. We took two plastic beakers, my bottles of Sailor J’s, a bottle of coke and our cameras (of course). So the day went along nicely, sipping away getting deep about life and faith, having...
Write one leaf about bowling with children.
(via writeoneleaf) Surely that’s illegal? I doubt they’d slide down the alleys that well either.
Just asked my guy mates what they thought of my new picture, they told me they preffered my kitten videos. And on that note, I’m going to bed.
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Definitely one of my favourite blogs at the moment - he’s part of the inspiration behind my more erotic images. Feeling sexy? Get submitting ;)