Had a conversation with Adam’s mum and her boyfriend before work on Saturday, explaining why I liked working in the cloakroom more than on the bar, one of the reasons being I get (marginally) less leered at and creeped out by drunk guys when I’m in there. Her boyfriend’s response was “Yeah but that’s to be expected though. That’s just the job, just the way it...
Some days I think to myself “Damn, I’m a catch.” and strut around like a peacock. Some days I feel like this Today is one of those days. Actually, this whole week has been one of those days. It’s not fun.
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Man: Fuck you, slut.
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alexaphotographs: Knuckled down today and got it all finished. Working on it this weekend and looking at my work has inspired me to get better and be better in my craft. The aim now is have it all divided into collections and then maybe into published work. It could take months, it could takes years, but I’ll get there if I put my mind to it. Do check it out and let me know what you think :)...
60 minutes ago I was clawing at your skin. I’ve never felt physical hunger for a person until then. I wasn’t thinking about you, or her, or sleep. All I was thinking of was the desire that was seething through my being. I needed you like the very air around us and I had to satisfy it or else I would never rest. I didn’t care that you were pulling at my hands to stop the...
You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to...– Dita Von Teese (via battlesofawarrior)