Another one from the show!
Sometimes suffering is just suffering. It doesn’t make you stronger. It doesn’t build character. It only hurts.
If I wanted to deface my photo with badly edited font and a cliche phrase I would have done it myself. Gross.
So I did it! My first solo performance in front of an audience for our studio’s halloween show. These are the first photos I have back but there should be some more on the way, and maybe a video.
It was the best I’d ever performed my routine - at one point, due to my new job and life, I was gonna back out of the whole thing because I hadn’t had enough practice, but I’m so glad I didn’t. What a good night <3
Don’t ever put your happiness in someone else’s hands. They’ll drop it. They’ll drop it every time.
Tattoo by Isobel Juliet Stevenson @isobeljulietstevenson
F.A.O Alice Shapperz.
Well. That was one of the quickest character developments I’ve seen…
Are you seriously telling me that all that villainous squinting and peering about is because he’s meant to be wearing glasses
because that’s amazing
WOMEN: please wear high heels unless you don’t know how to walk in high heels in which case stay home and softly gnaw on bottles of shampoo
also please show no less than 64.87% of your boob and no more than 27.94%
stop having arms
when people ask you to smile, blowjob them
my tummy itches make that stop
i will think of new problems for you to have tomorrow
I wish I wish I wish I had time for Silks lessons.
Imagine if people dismissed other forms of communication the way they do the internet.
"Why are you being such an asshole to me?"
"OH MY GOD THIS IS THE TELEPHONE! Stop taking it so seriously!”